Stepped on a sidewalk crack
Feeling risky, risky
God save his mother and her fractured back
He's feeling risky, risky

Cuz everything annoys him when
That special neurotic boy visits him
Especially when
He's feeling risky, risky

Do his friends know
Can he hide it, no?
Does the doctor know
How to cure him so
He can stop the pain
Live his life again
Or accept the fact that he's that
Special Neurotic Boy

Washed his hands forty times today
He's feeling dirty, real dirty
God only knows how he got this way
Surely from his mother's side
Cuz everything annoys him when
That special neurotic boy visits h